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Picking up someone can be quite difficult and awkward. However, it can be a bit easier with some humor. With that in mind, check out the top 101 cheesy pick up lines.
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#101 – 90. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
101. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart takingoff?
100. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot tohandle.
99. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
98. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
97. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Myzipper.
96. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams allnight?
95. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge yourent.
94. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all myprayers.
93. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, butthe best way to fall… is in love with me.
92. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you myheart.
91. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
90. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
#89 – 80. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
89. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 Isee!
88. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
87. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my lifehas been Rosey.
86. If you were a steak you would be well done.
85. Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
84. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?(hold up a mirror)
83. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, Ismile.
82. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling inmy stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
81. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams cometrue.
80. Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’mabout to steal your heart.
#79 – 70. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
79. Are you French because Eiffel for you.
78. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
77. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myselfin your pants!
76. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your pastand write our future.
75. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you,the entire room became beautiful.
74. Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know whatperfect was until I met you
73. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
72. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
71. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you,everyone else disappears!
70. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t takethem off you.
#69 – 60. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
69. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine writtenall over you.
68. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you,everyone else disappears!
67. Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you allday
66. There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Yourlast name.
65. You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She:there 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T
64. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
63. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and youtogether.
62. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, andthat’s your last name.
61. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
60. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my nextgirlfriend/boyfriend.
#59 – 50. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
59. Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it onlyhappens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meetingsomeone like you only happens once in a lifetime
58. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold itin.
57. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
56. Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow mydreams
55. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
54. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a prettysweet ass.
53. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fallfor you.
52. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
51. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
50. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work ofart.
#49 – 40. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
49. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then,please start.
48. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your pastand write our future.
47. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
46. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
45. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be PrettyCute.
44. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was juststolen.
43. You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? Icould’ve sworn we had chemistry.
42. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. Butwhen you came along, you definitely turned me on.
41. I’d never play hide and seek with you because someonelike you is impossible to find
40. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I passby again?
#39 – 30. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
39. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Wellapparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
38. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
37. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegalto look that good!
36. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’vebeen touched by an angel?
35. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer bethe same as the answer to this question?
34. Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright forme.
33. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to yourapartment?
32. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
31. I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitelyturned me on.
30. If you were a library book, Iwould check you out.
#29 – 20. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
29. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all myprayers.
28. Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
27. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine writtenall over you.
26. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been runningthrough my mind all day.
25. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing elselike you on Earth!
24. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
23. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
22. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’thave your number in it.
21. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
20. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the starsfrom the sky and put them in your eyes.
#19 – 10. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
19. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
18. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
17. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
16. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten Isee!
15. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
14. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry Itold Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
13. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
12. I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
11. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
10. Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
#9 – 1. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
9. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
8. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m surehe’d keep it for himself.
7. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’vebeen searching for.
6. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyoneelse.
5. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
4. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me tofollow my dreams.
3. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
2. Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.
1.Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriendmaterial?
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