Motivational Quotes (Help You Keep Going) (2024)

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Get ready to ROFL with our handpicked collection of hilarious teen quotes that perfectly capture the wit and humor of today’s Generation Z.

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Hilarious Quotes: Teens and Their Unforgettable Humor
Teens Speak: Funny Quotes Straight from the Generation Z
Chuckles and Grins: Teenage Wit in Entertaining Quotes
Quirky Teen Minds: Exploring Humor in Youthful Quotes
Short Side-Splitting Teen Quotes Collection

Hilarious Quotes: Teens and Their Unforgettable Humor

My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all… And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

I leave homework to the last day because I’ll be older and therefore wiser.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

If sleep is SO important… Then why does school start so early?

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”

My room was clean, but then I had to decide what to wear.

I wouldn’t call myself a lazy person, I just choose to run on battery saver mode.

Wifi went down today so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

I’m not a couch potato. I’m a multi-tasking comfort enthusiast.

I couldn’t wait to leave school, and then I realized I don’t actually have anywhere else to go.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

My future plans? Uhh, survive, I guess.

My room is like an archaeological dig site for lost homework.

My life is basically a series of awkward moments interrupted by snacks. Funny Teen Quotes

My room is like Narnia – there’s a whole world in there, you just can’t see it.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

I’m not great at life, but I’m really good at pretending. Funny Teen Quotes

I’m not clumsy, I’m just auditioning for a reality show called ‘Dancing with Walls.’

I’m not ignoring you; my phone is on Do Not Disturb – forever.

I’m not bossy; I just have better ideas.

I’m not short; I’m concentrated awesomeness.

I’m not antisocial; I’m just on airplane mode with the world.

Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

Teens Speak: Funny Quotes Straight from the Generation Z

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.

Being called weird is like being called a limited edition. Meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. Remember that.

Chuckles and Grins: Teenage Wit in Entertaining Quotes

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Funny Teen Quotes

I always feel like I’m an adult until it’s time to go to the doctors and they ask me what’s wrong…and I always turn to look at my mom to answer for me.

I don’t have a weird sense of humor. You’re just not funny

I’m not breaking the rules, I’m just testing their elasticity.

Why waste time saying a lot word when just few will do the trick?

Life’s a mess, but at least my memes are dank. Funny Teen Quotes

Life’s short, just like my attention span.

I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.

I don’t always study, but when I do, it’s the night before the exam.

Quirky Teen Minds: Exploring Humor in Youthful Quotes

That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.

Not to brag, but I don’t even need Alcohol to make really bad decisions

I can’t clean my room but I CAN spend an hour trying to get the perfect profile photo.

I hate when I’m listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I think someone is calling my name.

I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop making me angry.

Netflix and chill? Nah, more like Hulu and commitment.

My room’s not messy, it’s an organized chaos.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just performing random gravity checks.

I’m not procrastinating, I’m providing the opportunity for a last-minute miracle.

My superpower? I can turn oxygen into sarcasm.

If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted… I wish I had some pizza.

My parents say it’s their house, but when it’s time to cleanup it magically becomes my house too.

I’m not procrastinating; I’m giving myself time to come up with a genius plan. Funny Teen Quotes

If life gives you lemons, ask for a refund.

I’m not addicted to snacks; they’re just too appealing to resist.

My hobbies include overthinking and pretending I’m not overthinking.

My ability to function is directly proportional to the proximity of Wi-Fi.

My brain is 80% song lyrics and 20% ‘Did I forget something?’

Netflix asks if I’m still watching. I ask myself the same question about life.

I’m not slouching; I’m just embracing my inner Quasimodo.

My attention span is shorter than a TikTok video.

I’m fluent in sarcasm, emoji, and procrastination.

Short Side-Splitting Teen Quotes Collection

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

No is a complete sentence

Don’t be eye candy. Be soul food.

I can’t adult today.

Savage mode activated.

FOMO is real, guys.

Bruh, that’s so extra.

No cap, that’s hilarious!

My sleep schedule is non-existent.

I’m totally here for the snacks.

Did you just yeet that?

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

My phone battery is at 1%, pray for me.

Can’t, I’m busy procrastinating.

Sorry, I don’t speak adult. Funny Teen Quotes

That’s my aesthetic AF.

I’m fluent in emoji, let me translate.

My room’s a mess, but so is my life.

I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.

I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘responsible.’

I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.

I don’t get older, I level up.

Unfiltered Humor: The Quirky World of Teenage Expressions

Ah, the teenage years, a time when life’s full of firsts, awkward moments, and a generous sprinkle of hilarity. It’s like the universe decided to mix a co*cktail of energy drinks, emoji-level emotions, and an innate ability to turn mundane situations into laugh-out-loud tales. Buckle up, because we’re diving into the world of funny things teenagers do and say.

Ever witnessed a teen tackle their first-ever cooking escapade? Picture this: mismatched apron, flour on their nose, and a recipe that somehow ends up resembling abstract art. But the best part? They’ll stand proudly by their creation, claiming it’s a revolutionary fusion of cuisines.

Let’s talk about texting. While older generations might marvel at their speed, teens have turned abbreviations into a new language. “BRB,” “LOL,” and “IDK” are their secret code to communicate faster than the speed of sound. It’s a digital symphony where words are optional, and emojis reign supreme. 🙌

Then there’s the self-discovery phase. Teens are like amateur philosophers, pondering life’s deepest questions, like why do socks disappear in the laundry? They’ll switch from existential debates to giggles in seconds, proving that navigating between profundity and hilarity is their specialty.

Remember that time when they discovered their fashion sense? One day it’s mismatched socks and neon accessories, the next they’re rocking vintage trends they “discovered” at a thrift store. And heaven forbid you mention they’ve got the style of their favorite TV character – it’s all them, totally original.

Social media? Oh, it’s their stage. From creating dance routines that go viral to attempting DIY disasters, they proudly showcase their highs and lows. And when a parent tries to understand the newest platform, well, let’s just say it’s an adorable disaster.

The world of teen slang is an ever-evolving dictionary. One minute, “lit” is the ultimate compliment, and the next, it’s “savage.” Keeping up with their linguistic acrobatics is like chasing a roller coaster, but it’s pure entertainment.

In the midst of their hilarious escapades, teens remind us that life’s about embracing imperfections and laughing at ourselves. Their ability to find humor in the simplest things is a refreshing reminder that it’s okay not to take everything too seriously.

So, as we navigate through this teenage galaxy of quirky expressions, let’s embrace the contagious laughter and unfiltered charm that these young souls bring to our lives. After all, it’s in these funny moments that we find the magic of being a teenager all over again – even if only in spirit.

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